Thursday, October 25, 2007

SURF CITY UPDATE: look out for the pee-wees

Is it Spooky Yet?
By olafvanderhoot in SantaCruz

1:04pm, Thursday before race weekend ... phone call from Soquel HS administrator to missPromoterSabineDukes prompts the following conversation:

ov: So, what you're saying is that some emergency in pee-wee football-land caused a last minute re-scheduling of a few pee-wee football games to the facility we've had rented for Surf City these past months?

missdukes: yes. you're cute when you're wordy.

ov: don't distract me. What will we do about foot traffic, and car traffic, and if we play "traffic" too loud during the C Women start...

missdukes: i'm sorry, you're going to have to take that skinsuit off if we're having this conversation.

ov: but, it was ... my lunch ride.

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Moral of story ~

those who wish to attend this weekend's Surf City Madness (be sure to click on "latest news"), you will need to attend to the following strongly worded suggestions (dnc speak):
  1. please park in the lot to your immediate left as you enter Soquel HS. Park down low and far away and let the pee-wee folk have the choice spots up close (no jokes about who needs the walk'ercise, please).

  2. please don't litter, please be respectful of pee-wee folk and do not buzz them or make them feel at all uncomfortable with walking to their venue - the encircled football fields - that we don't use anyway.

    The pee-wee folk will be completely separate from us on SHARED PUBLIC LAND/FACILITIES.

    and that's so cool.

    Personally, I will find it very pleasing that so many pee-wee folk will be able to look out and see us pedaling our bikes around with such grace and power. I hope some electrolyte-Elite will lay something down dramatic and tail raising ... causing a few gasps of appreciation from the pee-wee passer's by.

    HOWEVER, as we all know ... what this is ~ is a great opportunity to work with the community to improve biker'ness understanding amongst them ... the poor heathens.

see you there.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


WE.. are the heathens.
We.. disrobe in public.
WE pee in public.
WE walk around sweat streaked.
WE celebrate it all !!

I'll bring a sport kilt this time.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will pee only a wee in front of the pee-wee familes.

11:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am going to bring a keg to this party

so maybe the pee wee folks would like some beer too?

2:09 AM  
Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

no beer for kids.

and sport kilts are the devil.

9:54 AM  

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