Thursday, October 25, 2007

SURF CITY UPDATE: look out for the pee-wees

Is it Spooky Yet?
By olafvanderhoot in SantaCruz

1:04pm, Thursday before race weekend ... phone call from Soquel HS administrator to missPromoterSabineDukes prompts the following conversation:

ov: So, what you're saying is that some emergency in pee-wee football-land caused a last minute re-scheduling of a few pee-wee football games to the facility we've had rented for Surf City these past months?

missdukes: yes. you're cute when you're wordy.

ov: don't distract me. What will we do about foot traffic, and car traffic, and if we play "traffic" too loud during the C Women start...

missdukes: i'm sorry, you're going to have to take that skinsuit off if we're having this conversation.

ov: but, it was ... my lunch ride.

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Moral of story ~

those who wish to attend this weekend's Surf City Madness (be sure to click on "latest news"), you will need to attend to the following strongly worded suggestions (dnc speak):
  1. please park in the lot to your immediate left as you enter Soquel HS. Park down low and far away and let the pee-wee folk have the choice spots up close (no jokes about who needs the walk'ercise, please).

  2. please don't litter, please be respectful of pee-wee folk and do not buzz them or make them feel at all uncomfortable with walking to their venue - the encircled football fields - that we don't use anyway.

    The pee-wee folk will be completely separate from us on SHARED PUBLIC LAND/FACILITIES.

    and that's so cool.

    Personally, I will find it very pleasing that so many pee-wee folk will be able to look out and see us pedaling our bikes around with such grace and power. I hope some electrolyte-Elite will lay something down dramatic and tail raising ... causing a few gasps of appreciation from the pee-wee passer's by.


    HOWEVER, as we all know ... what this is ~ is a great opportunity to work with the community to improve biker'ness understanding amongst them ... the poor heathens.

see you there.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OV:

WE.. are the heathens.
We.. disrobe in public.
WE pee in public.
WE walk around sweat streaked.
WE celebrate it all !!


I'll bring a sport kilt this time.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will pee only a wee in front of the pee-wee familes.

11:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am going to bring a keg to this party

so maybe the pee wee folks would like some beer too?

2:09 AM  
Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

no beer for kids.


and sport kilts are the devil.

9:54 AM  

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